I met a skeleton woman the other day! She...wasn't like me. She was mindless, and being used. That is not the way to treat a skeleton.

I will not take this lying down.

Straw Hat-san, Navigator-san, I have figured something out with this journal thing, and I would apprieciate if you would read it, yohoho!

( Filtered to Nami and Luffy //Totally Hackable )

Yohohoho! Monsters?! If I knew there would be strange monsters I would have stayed on the Thriller Bark where I knew how to fight them!!

I HAVE ACQUIRED EMPLOYMENT MISS NAVIGATOR. At a place called the Devil's Nest. And the god's have given me back my violin! Yohohohoho! I could not be happier!

I feel as if my stomach is yearning for a decent cup of tea. IF ONLY I HAD A STOMACH. I shall go find a proper cup of tea in order to calm my bones.

ATTENTION PURGATORY!

Yohohoho~! The Musical Skeleton is here, offering his services to you all~!

My name is Brook, of the Straw Hat Pirates, and I have recently been FORCED told that I am to raise money.

In order to KEEP THE CRAZY NAVIGATOR FROM KILLING ME raise money for our cause, I am offering my services as a professional musician, to teach or to entertain.

I have the ability to play any instrument, and would enjoy teaching you any of your chose.

Or, if you are the owner of a fine establishment, with many young women as guests, I would be willing to play for you as entertainment. I also do jokes as well! Take this one: Why didn't the Skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no BODY TO GO WITH!!!! SKULL JOKE!!!!!!

Ahem. So please, hire me and I'll be forever indebted to you.

EDIT: As I am currently without money or instruments, I would ask that you provide your own for the time being.

I seem to have, misplaced myself. And after just meeting new people. This is disheartening to say the least. THAT IS IF I HAD A HEART! GET IT? I'M A SKELETON! I DON'T HAVE A HEART ANYMORE! YOHOHOHOHO!!!

More seriously...WHERE AM I?! I'M ALREADY DEAD, HOW AM I HERE??? THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!! Ahem.

This..almost looks like it could be Thriller Bark again. I would rather not end up there again. I'm afraid of zombies and things, you know.

Has anyone seen a rambunctious pirate with a straw hat around? Or maybe a beautiful redhead with giant breasts? I would most definitely like to see those her again.

I should introduce myself I suppose, I am called the Gentleman Skeleton, Brook! Now of the Straw Hat Pirates, after all they did for me. They are really marvelous people you know.

And, time is perfect for exploring. I HOPE I DON'T SEE ANY MONSTERS!!!